1) Oh…That’s an interesting choice…
2) Why didn’t you choose ___ instead? It’s much better!
3) My hairdresser/plumber/yoga teacher has that name!
4) You didn’t choose *insert name of relative here*’s name? S(he) will be crushed!
5) When I have a baby, I wouldn’t name them that…
6) I love it! Can I steal it?
7) Are you sure that suits him/her?
8) That’s a nice name, but my baby’s name is better
9) *Insert name of relative here who is dead* wouldn’t have liked it…
10) I love it! What a great choice!